The Power of Larry Feathers

Feelin' pretty!


Here is my latest picture.

First off, allow me to take time out to congratulate Francine on winning the Larry Feathers New Verse To The Larry Feathers Theme Song Contest! Not only will F be the proud recipient of a free t-shirt featuring my head, but she will also get to help me design it. After Francine gets her free t-shirt, you will buy copies of them from me for about $10 each! Thanks also to the 125 other of you who submitted song entries but ended up being losers.

Second of all, the Grey Shirts completed their first season of 2004 with a win. This improved our record to 2 wins and 5 losses. We start a new season this coming Friday. We will win the championship of E Division!

Thirdly, yesterday I played golf, but was bit by a duck. I shot a 104, but would've shot about an 83 if it wasn't for that duck.

Finally, let me congratulate all of you who like Pudding Pops. We did it! Pudding Pops are back up for sale. There is a website you can go to that I can't remember right now that allows you to type in your ZIP code. Then it gives you a list of all grocery stores within ten miles that sell Pudding Pops. I did it!

Bird of the Day: The Funny Old Buzzard

The Honorable Zell Miller - A Hero to All!


I think it's funny when people act really mad. If you think it's funny too, then I hope you got to see Democratic Senator Zell Miller's speech at the Republican National Convention. I recorded it!

When he dies from getting angry I'm going to ask if I can have his dogs.